deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(Source: helenation)

ladycrappo:

White roses on a pastel gradient rainbow. This makes me feel super girly.