do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
I do this but because I’m renting, I’m usually home alone and the person at the door stands there awkwardly hearing me run away from the door and never answer it.
kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns because they take everything literally
when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok
AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MAYULS AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORRE JUST TA BE THAHT MAHN WHO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYULS TA FALL DOON AT YA DORR
Lupita Nyong’o wins an Oscar for portraying a real life slave, and the first thing she did was thank Patsy for her inspiration.
Jared Leto wins an Oscar for portraying a trans woman, and doesn’t mention trans women at all.
I think the point makes itself.
He actually did thank the trans community but Tumblr is so desperate to hate him they are spreading false rumours about him being a rapist.
I think that speaks for itself.