Life hack: drugs
I need to go out and get wasted with my bestfriend.
Then buy amazing lingerie and a new tattoo.
I think that would make me happy.
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world