brief-candles:

Life hack: drugs

I need to go out and get wasted with my bestfriend. 
Then buy amazing lingerie and a new tattoo. 
I think that would make me happy. 

bageljohnhasgotitgoingon:

One of the best scenes from that film.

(Source: elledrivers)

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

opentheairforfreshwindows:

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

bigbadsteppenwolf:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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